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My name is Lucifer

Posted in Uncategorized by dallen on June 23rd, 2009

Please take my hand.

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Your Mother Was Here

Posted in Uncategorized by dallen on June 22nd, 2009

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Torino Sex Chair

Posted in erotic furniture by dallen on January 9th, 2009
TORINO
Product Description

The TORINO is a specially ergonomic designed piece of furniture that can be
used with your partner for sexual activity. The designer made chair makes it
easy to blend in with any modern furniture, house, apartment or office
setting.

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Lambskin condoms are the best!

Posted in Uncategorized by dallen on January 8th, 2009
Trojan Natural Lambskin   48-12 pks.. Full Ca

Trojan Natural Lambskin 48-12 pks.. Full Case

48 Twelve-Packs
$1,641.00

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Category Condoms » Trojan
Dimensions 1.88 inches
Tags Condoms
Product Description

Trojan - Natural Lamb condoms are made from natural membrane and has it’s own special feeling of sensitivity. Natural Lamb condoms when used properly are highly effective against pregnancy. Caution - Natural Lamb Skin condoms are not to be used for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases.

Width: 2.68 inches

Length: 1.875 inches

Jack Rabbit

Posted in dildos "n" dongs, vibes by dallen on January 7th, 2009
Jack Rabbit

Jack Rabbit

$32.16

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Category Vibrators »  Rabbit Style Vibrators
Gender Women
Material Rubber
Body Vagina, Clitoris
Size Average
Color Pink
Vibration Vibrates, Powerful, Multi-Speed
Features Rotates
Tags Multi-Function Vibrators, Clitoral Stimulating Vibrators
Product Description

Dual Control Multi-Speed vibrating and rotating 7 inch vibrator. The
rotating shaft is penis shaped with internal beads and is 4 1/2 inches long
from the top to the bottom of the red section.

The stimulator is a rabbit with vibrating ears. It vibrates, it squirms,
and boy does it burrow. Takes 3 C batteries.

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Jack Rabbit Vibrator

Posted in dildos "n" dongs, vibes by dallen on January 7th, 2009
Jack Rabbit Waterproof Vibrator - Pink

Jack Rabbit Waterproof Vibrator

$50.34
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Category Vibrators »  Rabbit Style Vibrators
Gender Women
Material Jelly
Body Vagina, Clitoris
Size Average
Color Pink
Vibration Vibrates, Multi-Speed,
Waterproof, Hi-Tech
Features Rotates
Tags Multi-Function Vibrators, Clitoral Stimulating Vibrators
Product Description

The Original just keeps getting better, and better, and better! 100%
waterproof for fun in or out of the water. The playful rabbit with its
synchronized rotating metals beads and reversing action has 3 speeds of
vibration, 3 speeds of rotation, and one touch activation.

EZ load battery case twists into the bottom.10 inches of total length
with 5.5 inches of insertable length. Uses 3 AA batteries, not included.

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Posted in dating by dallen on January 7th, 2009

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Fukuoku Massage Glove -

Posted in vibes by dallen on January 6th, 2009
Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove - Right

Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove

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Category Vibrators »  Finger Vibrators
Color Black
Vibration Vibrates, Multi-Speed, Waterproof
Tags Vibrating Finger Attachments
Product Description

The world’s first waterproof multi-speed massage glove. The Fukuoku Five
Finger Massage Glove houses vibrators at the tip of each finger creating
approximately 45,000 vibrations per minute at full speed. The waterproof
battery compartment is in a pouch at the base of the glove. 3 AAA batteries
included

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Fucking Machines

Posted in machines by dallen on January 5th, 2009
The Stockade Rear Penetration Fucking Machine

Fucking Machine

$1,200.00
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Category Erotic Furniture & Storage »  Sex Machines
Tags Sex Furniture, Sex Furniture
Product Description

Please your partner with an experience of a life time. This fucking machine
restrains the user in a fixed position allowing for optimal rear
penetration. The optional waist restraint keeps the hips at the desired
height to prevent unwanted movement. The unit controller allows for the user
or their master to adjust the speed of the penetration. The fucking rod
pivots allowing for many different angles. This machine is quite, smooth and
easy to use. This machine also features a tough steel body that is powder
coated gloss black and also breaks down easily for compact storage or
transportation. Power: Stroke Length- 1 inch to 5 inches, five positions.
Stroke Speeds- 0 to 130 strokes per minute. Horsepower and Torque-
One-Thirtieth HP, 13 in-lbs. Standard Features: Welded steel with gloss
black powdercoat finish. Adjustable legs. Standard dildo system, platform
arm with strap. 10 foot power cord and 10 foot hand control. 12 inch
extension included. Dildo System Options Your
Rear Penetration Fucking Machine comes with the standard attachment system
(shown to the right).

The Standard Dildo System consists of a welded steel platform arm and
retaining strap. This strap is sewn from Velcro and webbing. This dildo
system works well with most dildos that have a wide or flared base,
particularly ones with balls. Also available, and sold separately, is the
Vac-U-Lock Dildo System (link below). This machined aluminum plug matches
the shape used with Vac-U-Lock dildos. This system does require Vac-U-Lock
dildos. Note: Dildos are not included. Which Dildo System is right for you?
This depends primarily on the type of dildos you own (or plan to purchase).

If you don’t own dildos presently, we highly recommend the Vac-U-Lock
system. It is easier to use and extremely secure. Obviously, the most
flexible solution is to own both dildo systems. Important Notes: Machine is
for use only with 110/120 VAC. Shown using optional vac-u-lock adapter,
dildo, restraints and waist bar. Extra Available Options: Dildo Doubler.
Rear Penetration Waist Bar. Vac-U-Lock Fucking Machine Adapter.

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Yva

Posted in vibes by dallen on January 4th, 2009
Yva

Yva

$1,875.00
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Category Luxury Items
Gender Men, Women
Material Metal
Body Vagina, Anus, Clitoris, Body, Cock, Nipple, Scrotum, Breast
Vibration Hi-Tech, Vibrates
Dimensions 3 x 1.5 inches
Tags Vibrating Massagers
Product Description

Yva is an elegant pleasure objet dÂ’art, handcrafted in stainless steel
or 18K gold-plate, with a deep and resonant vibe. The metal, luxurious and
evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users
inclined to the sensual utilization of hot or cold.

A perfect accessory for that dressy but boring party, YVA is small,
rechargeable and exceedingly quiet. Comes included with wooden gift box,
universal charger, manual, satin pouch and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Measurements: 3 inches in length and 1.5 inches in width.

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